Uncle Pong Uncle Pong's Thailand Holiday Estimator

Speak a little, smile a lot

🇹🇭 100 Handy Thai Phrases

Greetings & basics, getting around, food & markets, nightlife, pickup lines and emergencies — learn a few and watch the smiles. Men end sentences with "krap", women with "ka" — it keeps things polite. 🙏 Tap any card to copy it.

📞 Numbers worth saving before you fly

  • 1155 — Tourist Police (English spoken)
  • 191 — Police emergency
  • 1669 — Ambulance / medical emergency
  • 199 — Fire

A little tip on the pickup lines: Thai flirting is gentle and indirect. Keep it light, smile, and take a “mai” gracefully.

Chok dee — good luck out there, and have a great trip! 🌴